The Great Grilled Cheese Mystery of 2013

Don’t get a tattoo, that’s what I’m telling you. Play soccer. Brendan, take a look at my chest. You know what that is right there? That’s the woman from the Chiquita Banana. I got that tattooed on my chest. I am an idiot. I’ve got trademarked products all over my body. It’s like going to a market. Because I was drunk one night. Don’t live like me.


panic-at-the-dildos:

IM STILL LAUGHING AT THIS


Fall down boy pffffffffffffffft

Here’s a fun game, go to the Yahoo tag and see how many posts you can read before you start hoping they drive this site into the ground.

May 20, 2013 With 5 notes × REBLOG THIS POST
rad1calcunt:

the thing, the thing!

— Soulja Boy Tell ‘Em

May 16, 2013 With 2 notes × REBLOG THIS POST
My saving grace while I’m stuck at home.

amoying:

amoying:

what do musicians put on their toast?

jam

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quagmath:

kogasa:

shelbop:

SPELL ICUP OUTLOUD

okay! i-c-u-p… wait… *le gasp* o H N O!! I ve been Le Trolled

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